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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via meganelizabethhhhh)

me @ me : chill

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via outofthepines)


I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997.

eatitlikethelastsupper:

At least I think I’m funny.

s.t.